Jimmy Kimmel Needs Cement Shoes

In an interview with Rolling Stone, we learn that comedienne Sarah Silverman loves to smoke the mary jane (she keeps cereal on top of the refrigerator for munchy time), loves doodie jokes, doesn't want to get married or secrete her own children, and loves sex. And she's currently sleeping with a hairy fat man named Jimmy Kimmel.

Oh, and did I mention that she'sfunny? Some examples...

You have your Jewish jokes: "I was raped by a doctor," she says, "which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl." You have your black jokes: "I used to go out with a guy who was half-black who totally broke up with me because I'm a fucking loser . . . I just heard myself say that. I'm such a pessimist. He's half-white." You have your sex jokes: "A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, 'Oh, my God. I'm turning into my mother.'"

"I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive -- it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager."

Now we love making fun of celebrities here. It's what we do. But I'll be damned if I can find an angle on her. Jimmy - stay alert, bro. Stay alert.