Sylvester Stallone is Old

Sylvester Stallone announced recently that he will be exhuming that unique Rambo drawl for a fourth installment, sinisterly titled "Rambo IV". This comes on the heels of his recent announcement that he will have to exhume the distinctly different Rocky accent for the upcoming "Rocky Balboa".

Now I'm not saying Sly is old, but I hear his back goes out more than he does! Hey-oh! No, seriously folks.

I only hope that at 60 I'm still doing what I do now. Like when I'm 60, I hope I can still serve soup to the less fortunate and rescue puppies and donate to charity. Cuz if there's one thing old people love, it's being nice to people. Or is it shooting them with military grade assault weapons?

I forget. I'll ask Sly next time he comes over to play canasta.

Source: CNN (Image)