Oprah is Rich

Oprah Winfrey is releasing a six DVD set of highlights from her 20 years dominating the lives of middle-aged women with nothing better to do all day than sit on the couch and not vacuum the house.

This all fits perfectly into my theory that Oprah is hogging all of the affirmative action in the world. While she crams another billion into her coffers, black people everywhere are poor. If you buy this DVD, therefore, you're saying that you hate black people. Do you hate black people?

For shame. If there's anything I hate, it's intolerance.

Source: Fox (image)