Ashley Simpson is a Drunk

You know how I spell satisfaction? Talent-light fake-artist Ashley Simpson drunk in a McDonalds (of all places), climbing on the counters while refusing autographs to anyone who won't kiss her feet. That's how I spell it right there.

Really, this isn't nearly as bad at the time I got drunk and accidentally felated a dog. But at least we didn't get that on tape. Seriously, Ashley, wise up.

Video: CTV
Source: The Superficial (image)